"Chinese Names Annie Wan"

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan(anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone!But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that ourbrother Noe Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noe Wan (no one) got injured and now Noe Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to thehospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find thishilarious but I don't have time for this, you moron!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!